A sample chat from Seth

Here is a chat from the week. I hope you like it...I didn't exactly do my job of inviting them to Christ.
Seth: Hello How are you?
Buck:Hello I am fine how bout you?
Seth:I am great, thanks for asking. What brings you to Mormon .org?
Buck: That's cool. I dunno, I have a question I guess
Seth:OK
Buck: Was the apple Eve ate a granny smith or a macintosh?
Seth: I like to think it was a "Pink Lady"
Buck: Is that an apple?
Seth: Yes, they are a little tart, but not as tart as a granny smith!